"Dont say you hate your fam-" No.
"Omg you should love your fami-" No.
"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.
If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by you’re own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You dont need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.
hey government can I have some money to go to university
sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
Genderstuck. Right here, baby.
art from : http://bendieci.tumblr.com/post/9434365840/gddbchcibhafd-sorry-im-being-awful-with-the ( thank you derpdaderpinson)
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
I love Fall Out Boy because sometimes they have some really great lyrics like
But then other times they have really relatable lyrics
and there’s angry lyrics too
Like there’s a song for every mood
HOLY SHIT JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
THEY’RE STEPPING UP THE PEEPS GAME
oh my god
maybe one of these wont taste like trash garbage to me cause godamn if they don’t look like something i’d wanna eat but taste grody
I’ve been waiting to make this joke for so long you don’t even know
WHO LET THIS GET MORE THAN 8 NOTES
*seductively takes off my homestuck hoodie to reveal a homestuck shirt*
mating ritual of the homestuck
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
While everyone else is doing satanstuck I’m just going to be over here doing trickster trolls
also I can’t draw equius sob
♈/♍ | ♉/♑ | ♒/♓ | ♎/♏ | ♊/♋
Is that mannequin single?
why you no wear clothes like this. multiply your already sexiness by 100 and you have death sexy
I shall survive the apocalypse in these
Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you
i want to see homestuck animated like how they do canadians on south park